The smug is strong with this one

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 12/10/2017 at 14:25 • Filed to: None

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My citroen won't start > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 12/10/2017 at 14:31

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“sweatiness and discomfort”

Aaron M - MasoFiST > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 12/10/2017 at 14:36

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Nah, he’s right. Boston traffic has driven me to occasionally riding an 18 mile commute.

xc90v8/I4 :( > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 12/10/2017 at 14:38

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Can I has his adress?

Wanna show him the pleasure of being run over.

CB > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 12/10/2017 at 14:43

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I love it.

interstate366, now In The Industry > xc90v8/I4 :( 12/10/2017 at 14:44

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E90M3 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 12/10/2017 at 15:01

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When I was a student at Georgia Tech I saw a cyclist blow through a stop sign a cop was camping at. He got pulled over immediately, justice was severed.  

Ash78, voting early and often > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 12/10/2017 at 15:16

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The dark red coloring looked like vasculature on the mobile thumbnail, yet I still recognized it as Atlanta from my own PTSD from going there about once a year.

TRIGGERED

shop-teacher > E90M3 12/10/2017 at 15:28

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Your spelling/fat-fingering mistake makes this even better! :)

My citroen won't start > shop-teacher 12/10/2017 at 15:30

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“Right, you are now suspended from cycling, give us the legs or they’ll be forcibly removed from you”

Funktheduck > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 12/10/2017 at 15:32

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Well, considering most of Atlanta is a commuter city. There’s no way in hell a cyclist could get to most of the areas on that map. Also, the map is a huge area. Not any way bike-able

They won’t expand Marta and even if they did it would be run by a bunch of idiots even further into the ground. The walkable/cycling areas are primarily just in the richer, whiter parts.

fintail > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 12/10/2017 at 15:38

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With the driving prowess seen in Hotlanta, it might be more efficient to buy a handgun and play Russian roulette than commute by bike. It’s when, not if, you get hit by an idiot (and likely a hit and run).

BJ > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 12/10/2017 at 16:31

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Smug, yes. But let’s be honest, he’s also at least a little bit right. What a fucking nightmare, wasting your life away parked on a freeway...

This is why I won’t live anywhere too far from work, or too inconvenient, for public transit or cycling.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > BJ 12/10/2017 at 16:37

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It’s like the Big Lebowski quote: “You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole.”

Future next gen S2000 owner > BJ 12/19/2017 at 13:47

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I’d like to live closer to work but I enjoy my boat and motorcycle more.